i-like-butt:

"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"

image

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the-vashta-nerada:

it’s cute that they sell family sized oreo boxes thinking that people are gonna share them with their family

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nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

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deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

(Source: deucebasket, via chickenmcfuckit)

forcefields:

it’s so weird that we call our loved ones things that we eat
sugar… pumpkin… honey… baby…

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bb-skunk:

creativity like “yo”,

attention span like “no”.

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yusterday:

I identify w tinkerbell a lot because she needs attention or she dies and that’s pretty much me

(via b-bbabycakes)