crimewave360:

shinygays:

My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

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(via hobbitwhiskers)

mahn1gga:

trying to pick out a wedgie in public

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(via yelled)

meatbicyclevevo:

When you refuse to dance even if the beat is funky

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(Source: meatbicyclevevo, via yelled)

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

anglosexual:

imaslytherinbitch:

One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.

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this sounds like a really classy rap

(via improbablycomplaining)