pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

(via itwasarobotheeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaad)

thorsagod:

we all have dicks we regret sucking

(via rniguelangel)

flums:

If u think someone (me) is cute you should tell them (me)

(Source: uqqu, via uhmonda)

richarcl:

dying is taking too long

(Source: homophobic, via sh-erry)

egberts:

if you try to tell me cold doesnt have a smell you’re wrong

when its really cold you can literally smell how cold it is

(via sh-erry)

kimpissible:

police officer: you’re under arrest.
me: im rubber, you’re glue. what bounces off of me sticks to you(:
police officer: fuck

(via sh-erry)

jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

(via sh-erry)

beyoncending:

Sending subtle hints to your crush

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(via whateverr-who-cares)